zach theater, the third of the fourth shows we're doing down here, unless you count last night's staff karaoke performance which-- ( laughter ) i've never been so moved by the song from "aladdin." our guest tonight from the phenomenal movie "boyhood," ellar coltrane, hometown boy, is going to be on the show. ( cheers and applause ) we learned a great deal this week about texas, and the issues that concern the people of texas, prominent, amongst them, of course, immigration-- more specifically, stopping it. we have full team coverage, starting with jason jones. he's at the mexican border. jason, thank you for joining us tonight. we appreciate you being here. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon, i am actuallily where the real immigration crisis is it's austin border. ( cheers )

>> jon: austin's border with mexico? >> no, no, no, austin's border with everywhere else. the human influx into this city is out of control and the lowells are ( bleep ) pissed! >> jon: no, listen to me. there is a lot of growth, though, in this area, the people coming here highly skilled. >> oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, knowing how to steam punk cartoon characters. real skills. this morning i got stuck for 45 minutes in the northbound jogging lane. glo al>> jon: all right, let'so to samantha bee. she is covering texas' notorious river crossing. she's at the rio grande. at the rio grande right now. sam bee. >> reporter: actually i'm on austin's colorado river.

well "river" is being generous it's like austin's brambled farm, where thousands of dreamers paddleboard their way to freedom. in the hope that one day, that i too, with earn the dream working on commission in a vintage taco shop. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: sam, if i may, why would you want to eat vintage tacos? >> oh, my god, jon. you don't eat them. that ruins the value. >> jon: oh,. >> jon, jon, they can do that back where they came from. they're mad add hell. one native total me-- and i quote-- "this is not the austin i grew up in... when i moved here two years ago." ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: i gotta tell you, i kind of know what they mean. i got here sunday, and it has changed a lot since then.

>> jon! you should have been hered is. much better time. >> jon: i understand. we're going to go out right now to jessica williams. she is downtown in austin. jessica. >> yes, hi, jon. ( cheers and applause ). hi, jon. i'm here at the austin bureau of investigation, where they're coordinating what can only be described as a top-secret sting operation toned this immigration nightmare. >> jon: another top secret, i got that. let's hear the details. >> jon, i'm told austin officials will be placing an ad on craigslist, seeking a keytar ukelele player to join a lana del ray cover band. >> jon: that sounds kind of-- >> mainstream for austin? dude, i know. they're trying to cast a really wide net, and as soon as they show up to the audition, boom!

they're deported back to whatever godforsaken suburb they came from. ( cheers and applause ) jon-- it's the first phase of the city's newest population control initiative dubbe dubbedt the ( bleep ) out of here. ( laughter ). >> jon: the crowd really does seem hostile to-- people coming here. you know, when you write something, you don't really know if it's going to hit a nerve. but-- boy, that's a ( bleep ) root canal we hit on that one. that's for real. but listen-- ( cheers and applause ) austin's population growth isn't the only one concerning texas. al madrigal has more. >> illegal immigration is on everyone's minds, and the increasing population of latinos

has plenty of white americans concerned. i sat down with four of those extremely passionate citizens. >> if you look around, there's a the lo of hispanic people. i mean, not that there's-- i'm not racist or anything, but i think we just keep populating. >> we might have two kids. what do they have, four, five kids. >> i'm saying seven, eight. >> yeah, maybe. >> nine. >> maybe i should have mentioned i was latino. >> all culture read not yell. >> i live in korea town. >> so you're saying your problem is korean? >> no, koreans are fine. but, see, koreans are different. koreans are like chinese. you don't see problems with the chinese immigrant, even though they're illegal. >> i sweat through my shirt. latinos are worth than both koreans and the chinese, that's a fact. but law enforcement agents like richard jones know how to stop tho illegal menace. >> i suppose you're going to say the solution is to round everybody up. >> no, the solution is not to round them all up. the solution is to where they

don't have the stuff that they've got here-- free stuff iwhat free stuff. >> you get-- you get a computer when you come here. >> what kind of computer? are we talking a new purity, dell, gateway type of thing. >> they get their house payments. they get their house payments. they get free medical care. >> where? >> they get it here in the united states. >> no, but specifically, where. i would like to get some free computers and medical care. >> you have to come here illegally to get the free stuff. ( bleep ) it's welfare at its worst. >> i wanted to talk to these mexican moochers, and luckily i was in a place with a lot of them-- texas, a state where latinos will outnumber everyone by 2020, which made it really easy to put together a panel of latino immigrants. >> i myself am from el paso, texas. >> you said you were from texas. >> yeah. >> wait, wait, wait. show of hands, how many of you people are from texas?

♪ the stars at night are big and bright ♪ >> ♪ deep in the heart of texas >> you look latino but you're claiming you're texasan. >> i was born in texas but my heritage is mexican. >> these are the wrong types of latinos. i need the illegals with the computers. i went undercover, edward james olmos style. how long you have been taking free benefits from united states? >> never. i work here very hard. i never received nothing. >> you get free things and you know it. >> no. >> when did you come to america? one second. how do you turn this thing down? hey, you, seriously, how do you turn this dune? >> it's the switch, man. >> you dress pretty nice for landscapers. >> i manage my family's business. >> i work in a law firm but can

you please not talk like that? >> like what? >> the way you're talking. >> what are you talking about, bro. this is how theul the latinos d. >> maybe in 1992. >> ( bleep ). ( bleep ) put don't let these seemingly nice people fool you. >> the illegals that come into this country, theirs is to come in and take and not pay the taxes and that's not the american dream. >> who exactly are we talking about? >> they're not wealthy people sneaking across the border. >> not wealthy at all. >> no, you can't just come across on their open. they call them the miewlz and if you have nothing to pay, they'll abuse you along the way. >> it sounds exhausting. >> very exhausting. >> so they have them all huddled together in these groups? >> yes. >> why? what are they yearning for? >> to feel free. >> hoos hearsay. their tired, poor, huddled masses yearning for freedom.

that's what america is about. ( cheers and applause ) >> that's not what i'm saying at all. just get behind the line. that's how we keep it this beautiful and a great country. >> but for how long because the menace is already here. >> they're already in your state. your town. maybe even your street. >> aagghhhh! >> and they're called latinos. >> you got dinner. >> boston market! >> watch out. because they're not leaving until they get what they came for. ( laughter ). >> nice catch! >> a life as boring as yours. and they are prepared to do anything to get it. >> don't forget the burgers for gracie. >> you got it, baby. >> and when the chips are down and their backs are against the wall, they'll make the best

( bleep ) salsa you've ever had. so wake up, america. the latinos aren't coming. they're already here. latinos. >> jon: al madrigal, we'll be right back. be right back. it's the $6.99 pick your pairs deal at pizza hut. pick two medium pizzas and a total of four toppings for $6.99 each. want two toppings on one and two on the other? three and one? get it however you want, and on your favorite crusts! pan, thin 'n crispy, or hand tossed. just $6.99 a pizza.

pizza hut. ♪ [driver] started my camry. ♪ picked up someone i hadn't seen in far too long. ♪ went somewhere we'd both never been. ♪ did something we've both never done. ♪ and was reminded that the most important things in life aren't things, they're people. ♪ the bold new camry. one bold choice leads to another. toyota. let's go places. announcer: rated "m" for mature. ( gasps ) ( screaming ) ( gasps ) ina bite size new ways. to enjoy the full size sensation of peppermint and rich dark chocolate. new, york minis,

get the sensation. maestro of project management. baron of the build-out. you need a permit... to be this awesome. and you...rent from national. because only national lets you choose any car in the aisle... and go. you can even take a full-size or above, and still pay the mid-size price. (aaron) purrrfect. (vo) meee-ow, business pro. meee-ow. go national. go like a pro.

( cheers and applause ) displ welcome back to the show! you know what? i want to tell you, for the past couple of nights, we have noted, there is a new advertiser on the

"daily show" program. no, it's not arbies. they know they don't have to pay us for their numerous mentions. ( laughter ) arbies-- for when you're wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies. ( laughter ) anyway, let's meet our new sponsor. >> koch industries started in the heartland. we help make better food, clothing, shelter, technology, and other necessitys. we build on each other's ideas to create more opportunities for people everywhere. we are koch. >> jon: wow, that's the kind of an ad that a company usually makes when it turns out a by-product of their manufacturing process is giving young prubessant males talking nipples. who are these lovable koch brothers? >> two of the world's richest

billionaires, david koch and his bracket, charles, control koch industries, a manufacturing giant. >> jon: so it's a family business, kind a mom and pop, second largest publicly held company in the country. two brothers working together, i like that-- unless, obviously, if it's th the the menendez brothers. >> they use the wealth to back conservative causes. the billionaire brothers are expected to spend some $290 million these midterms, mostly through their complicated web of dark money organization. >> jon: wow, i can see why they want to portray their people as working in a smile factory or as baby tailgaters. ( laughter ) "if you can smell this, you're too close. 1-800-how's my poopy diaper?" now that we know koch brother are pouring an unending amount

of money to peddle influence, the ad sounds less inspiring. >> we've expanded to nearly every state. together, we are koch. >> jon: all those who aren't koch will be assigned to district "b." the point is, clearly, the koch brackets are trying to say to our audience of not-yet-dying-off voters, even though you may have heard certain things about the koch brothers, how bad could they be? >> i mean, if they were evil, would a baby agree to appear in one of their advertise ams? ( laughter ) but, of course, their ad did leave out a couple of very, very small points, most likely for lack of time. to welcome them to the the "daily show" advertising family, we did plac some minor adjustments. >> we're koch industries, not just an energy company, we're in your food, in your pants, and in your home. and if there's a way to monetize your thoughts, we'll find it. all while backing 17 shadow

organizations to buy elections from pennsylvania ave. to main street. you won't always see our names on our campaign ad because the politicians we own say that's okay. with our heartfelt devotion to fossil fuels, we make your planet warmer, and your water more flammable, while lubricating your birds, and rereasonabling your polar bears. we can't raise your little girl for you, but we can hand pick her school board, and approve her text books. and when she lands her first job, we'll be fighting to reduce the minimum wage because we actually believe it could lead to nazism. yeah, nazism. we're that ( bleep ) out there. we're koch industries, the next generation of robber barons bending the democratic process to our will since 1980. oh, and our brother david likes ballet. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> jon: we'll be right back.

taco bell's beefy fritos burrito. crunchy fritos, seasoned beef, and warm nacho cheese sauce, all for just a buck. don't adjust your television. the new way to taco bell isn't on tv. it's only in the app. [sfx: bong]

[ bump ] ugh. i'm the horseless headsman. i think you mean the headless horseman? no. have a snickers®. why? because you get confused when you're hungry. better? better. [ male announcer ] you're not you when you're hungry®. snickers® is halloween satisfaction. [ male announcer ] you're not you when you're hungry®. hanewith revolutionarycks x-temp technology are designed to respond to your body temperature to help keep you cool. let's put it to the test. hey dad! emily? ready? wait! no! wait! slow down a little! oow! watch out for the speed bumps! it speeds evaporation to help keep you cool and dry. hanes x-temp technology for men and women. because when you're cool, you're comfortable. so good.

mm. feel it. j.j. watt? you know there's a game on tonight right, amy? oh, i know, but it's my turn to chaperone. right, but you could do both. how? nfl mobile is now free with the more everything plan from verizon. i have verizon! download it, you can watch the game right here. come on, let's boogie! oh, helen. for the first time watch live local sunday games on nfl mobile. included with the more everything plan exclusively from verizon. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight is the star of the fabulous movie "boyhood." >> i still love your father, but that doesn't mean it was healthy for us to stay together. >> what if after we move he's trying to find us and he can't? >> that won't be a problem.

he can call grandma, and she'll tell him. he can call information. we won't be hard to find. >> is he still in alaska? >> that's what your uncle said. i hope they're taming him. >> jon: please welcome ellar coltrane. ( applause ) thanks for joining us. >> thanks for having me. >> jon: you are a local fella. >> born and raised. >> jon: born and raised here. ( cheers and applause ). they applaud you living here. ( laughter ) first of all, you continue to get older. >> i do. it's like every day i think, it's the end, and then i'm

older. >> jon: it just keeps going. which begs the question-- are you working on a sequel? ( laughter ) >> this is the first scene. >> jon: this is the first scene of the sequel. how old were you when you started this? >> i was six when i went to the first audition, i was seven when he started filming. >> jon: were you-- time, obviously, when you're that age, doesn't mean anything, but, like, you're just getting used to object permanence i think at that point. ( laughter ) this is a 12-year period. was there ever a moment within that that you thought you know what? i'm not doing it this year? this is the year i'm not doing it. >> not really. i was certainly apathetic at a certain point. i think, but it was always a lot of fun. i always really enjoyed it. i kind of am expressing myself is really the only thing that has ever made me happy and i think it was always, you know, a great outlet to be able to kind

of explore what i was going through, through the sort of fictional universe. >> jon: would you talk to rick? would he talk to you, about, hey, what are some of the things you're going through, and you would try and weave in what was really happening with your life with what was going on in the story? >> yeah, absolutely. we were always kind of in touch and doing exactly that, just comparing kind of the ideas that rick had, you know, which were very much from his childhood and, you know, kind of ethan's experiences, and then compare that to what i was going through, and see where the two kind of intersected. displ was there ever a point in the process where you thought this could impress people? ( laughter ) like girls. ( laughter ) and you'd say, "you know, i'm in a movie?" "oh, really? when will it be out?" "10 years." was there ever, "come on, let's finish this thing!" >> i stopped talking about it to

people because of that because it was so abstract. it takes a good 10 minutes to really just get the concept across and people's eyes glazed over. >> jon: you're in a movie but for eight years. >> it's hard to really comprehend it even as real when it's a decade out. >> jon: even then, you know, to see it for the first time, were you watching through the progression or did you not see it and then all in one fell swoop, when it was done they, sat you down and showed it to you? >> yeah, i waited until the end. >> jon: i can't imagine-- it was a very emotional movie for me to watch because i have a son and was one. laugh louvr( laughter ) i assume. >> that's the story. >> jon: that's the story i've been telling people. as the individual involved, do you feel disassociated? was it emotional in the sense of watching yourself through that process? do you recognize yourself as a

young boy in that? what's the feeling? >> yeah, the first-- that first time i watched it, i watched it alone before sundance, and it was. it was very much about myself. you know, i was kind of almost unaware of the rest of the story and all of that. it was very much just about watching myself grow up, you know, change physically and emotionally and kind of seeing these different, you know, parts of my life that were projected on the screen. i've seen it several times since then, and it's become easier to, you know, kind of take my ego out of it and view it more as a film and more as an exploration of the passage of time and all of that, which i think is more what it's about than -- >> it's an incredible piece of art. it's an incredible film. i think almost most impressively about it is that somehow rick knew when he met you, that you weren't going to turn out to be a dick. ( cheers and applause ). he just knew, this is a good kid, and i bet he's going to be

a good man, and it really makes it a wonderful experience. and thank you for sharing it with us. and where should i go tonight for tacos? torches, i already hit that. now they're going to start shouting. "boyhood." you have to go see it. currently seeing it in select currently seeing it in select cities. currently seeing it in select cities. i started using old spice deodorant and body wash, so i can finally real like a smell man and have hot water lady, woman, motorcycle, zazzz, repeated, 369, meatballs, helicopter, briefcase, tacos [old spice whistle] fifteen percent or more fifon car insurance.d save you everybody knows that. well, did you know certain cartoon characters should never have an energy drink?

action! blah-becht-blah- blublublub-blah!!! geico®. introducing the birds of america collection. fifty stunning, hand-painted plates, commemorating the state birds of our proud nation. blah-becht-blah- blublublub-blah!!! geico®. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. ♪ ♪

guinness master brewers tproudly introduce new guinness blonde american lager. deliciously crisp and flavorful, brewed with mosaictm and willamette american hops and using centuries old guinness brewing artistry and traditions. the first addition in the new guinness discovery series. discover a new age of brewing excellence for yourself. new guinness blonde american lager. can't wait to get the next big thing? come to t-mobile and get the samsung galaxy note 4 for zero down. grab the hottest phone around, for zero down and zero waiting and zero annual service contracts only at t-mobile. stuck in a contract? we'll even buy you out of it. so why wait? switch now and get the samsung galaxy note 4 for zero down.

it's the $6.99 pick your pairs deal at pizza hut. pick two medium pizzas and a total of four toppings for $6.99 each. want two toppings on one and two on the other? three and one? get it however you want, and on your favorite crusts! pan, thin 'n crispy, or hand tossed. just $6.99 a pizza. pizza hut.

( cheers and applause ). >> jon: that's our show. here it is the moment of zen. >> cat calls when you walk down the street and a stranger hoots at you. one woman in new york city got more than 100 in 10 hours. >> she got 100 cat calls? let me ad captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪

♪ going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ ♪ headed on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ crunchy fritos, seasoned beef, and warm nacho cheese sauce, all for just a buck. don't adjust your television. the new way to taco bell isn't on tv. it's only in the app. [sfx: bong]